My brother Scott is the master of movie quotes. He recently put up 30 quotes on his family's blog and I was able to get 20 of them, which I think is pretty darn good! He threw down the challenge and now I'm determined to come up with 30 equally hard quotes.
Anybody can play, just list your answers in my comments and NO CHEATING!
1. "My mom uses color safe bleach."
2. "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
3. "So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
4. "Just... ya know... you're funny."
"Funny like a clown?"5. "I can't put my arms down!"
6. "How's your mother?"
"Oh, she's on her way out.""We all are. Act accordingly."
7. "Why are my hands so big??"
8. "Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?"
"I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing."9. "I see a cranky old woman too tired to play games."
10. "If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
11. "You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her? "
(hint, number 11 was spoken in French)
12. "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
13. "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
14. "Answer the question Claire!"
15. "He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go."
16. "How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know."
17. (same movie as #16) "I work alone like you. We always work alone."
18. "How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles?"
19. "We'll take the car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
20. "The girl freaked. She had a hissy. She thinks you're the cats meow!"
21. "Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die."
22. "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice."
23. "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
24. "Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something."
25. "What we do in life echoes in eternity."
26. "Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it."
27. "What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection."
28. "It doesn't bother you? Killing all those people?"
"Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."29. " Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless."
30. "Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?"